Welcome to Episode 13, the first episode of Car Bomb Podcast with no Car Bombs. Joe bailed on us so we are once again without guest. Left to our own devices we talk about Batman for an hour, specifically episode 1 and 2 of Gotham, so it's rather spoiler heavy. Chris dresses in Drag, Jesse goes to Dairy Queen and we forget to introduce ourselves till the very end. Enjoy.
We don't spend a ton of time on Alice, but I do spend almost the entire episode trying to explain how Lewis Carroll coined not the word, but the current usage, of the word "Portmanteau" (which I've apparently been saying wrong my whole life). We do go Inception-levels deep into tangents upon tangents in this episode, including topics like, a Mock Turtle, a real turtles dick, and a dick that looks like a turtle. Jesse forgets to not mention the cars he drives at work (which causes me extra work censoring him) and, we learn not to fuck with a Chris.
That's a Mass Effect joke, and if you didn't get it you'll probably hate that we talk about Mass Effect for about a half hour in this episode. Don't worry though, we do cover other things as well, like how Jesse is bad at shoelaces. Anyway, I should go. (another Mass Effect joke)
I have some calibrations to do.
So, a title both relevant to the episode AND a gay joke, I like it. Also, not sure if I do this all the time and am just noticing it now but, honestly, the amount of times I say honestly just honestly makes me want to punch myself in the face.... Honestly.
No episode #10 this week, instead we live streamed & recorded five hours of us playing Outlast. Watch as we see: A fucking wizard, male genetalia, dismemberment, Shrek, Dr. Deadpool, Voldo, darkness, the inside of lockers & more! #2spooky
We also tried out Fibbage, a new game set around lying your ass off, however we couldn't get a group together. You can check that out here.
As you may have guessed from the title we spend the better part of the first half hour talking about Breaking Bad. Even though we both liked the show a lot we still manage to disagree, that's what makes it fun.
The rest of the episode is as off topic and disjointed as always.
Yeah, I'm naming this episode after a really small section of this episode but, seriously. Listening back after we recorded I actually cringed to hear myself confidently state that half of 72 is 46, then have Jesse agree without even thinking about it, then keep mentioning 46 again.
On another note, this gets nerdy eventually but it starts out being the grossest episode to date and by far. Enjoy!
Jesse talks a LOT about the Heavy Metal festival he recently attended. It's also by far our longest episode which I guess is bandwidth heavy? Ok that's a stretch. We talk a bit about the recent suicide of Robin Williams which is a heavy subject, and we also went back in time and accidentally ruined our parents' first meeting, putting our future selves in jeopardy. That's heavy, Doc!
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I exaggerate slightly (as per usual) it's not that bad. We did however record the very next day after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy and despite our best efforts still manage to stray into spoiler territory. I'm going to blame Jesse.
We also reveal ignorance about the timelines in Lord of the Rings and Jesse reveals WAY too much knowledge about Eragon.
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We talk about some of the highlights from comic-con, both wishing we could go. We get rather drunk again this time. Jesse gets hooked on a feeling and Chris has a thing for Wednesday.
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I think talking about comic books makes this the nerdiest episode yet. Stick around as I reveal far too much about myself this episode. No that does not have anything to do with the title.
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If you understand that reference, yes, we talk about Doctor Who a bunch. Also, we talk about getting drunk which kind of works as well. We do in fact talk about getting drunk more than we actually get drunk but hey, there's always next time. We also somehow went on a bit of a tangent into Lost again. Sorry.
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Welcome to CarBomb episode 2. Don't question the math I asked a genius. It only took to the second episode to fail at our "not mentioning people or businesses" rule so I had to do a bit of censoring. Also, when Carly Rae Jepsen hears this, I hope she realizes I'm joking.
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Our "pilot" episode. We discuss adaptations, both good and bad. We also ramble and go way off topic; this will happen a lot, we promise. Oddly enough, we don't discuss the movie "Adaptation" at all. Actually though, for the record, I liked that movie. Sorry Jesse is so quiet. He sucks.
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